Posted tagged ‘funny’

Busy in work????

May 30, 2008

Hope you don’t do the same!

Dead Lock :) Cant stop laughing……

May 28, 2008

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss 😉 ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can’t give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

Future kids !! absolute funny !!

May 28, 2008

LKG Last Bench Terror Guys
 
Guy(Kid) 1: Buddi, am very upset, yeah…

 
Guy(Kid) 2: Why dear, any problem at your home ???
…..
 
Guy(Kid) 1: No, Yesterday i went to the spencer, to buy a slate , there i saw a girl, who was so beautiful, i think she is around one and half age, from her mothers cradle she gave me a look, Oh, god, no chance, what a fantastic look…
 

Guy(Kid) 2: then, what happened man,..???
 
Guy(Kid) 1: then what… my dad, came to know this and gave a knock in my head with jealous, hence i didn’t even take ceralac for the past two days…..

 
Guy(Kid) 2: all the dads are the same category pa, cool… don’t worry pa, tomorrow we will kidnap her, even with her cradle at home……!!!

Taliban Practical Class !! its a fun….

May 22, 2008

funny children….

May 19, 2008

fun & fun only !!

March 27, 2008


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I hope you all might enjoyed my blog, leave your comment, frankly, what ever it is…..

fun & fun only !!

March 26, 2008

Lighter side of Poems……..To make U Smile  

 

Roses are red, violets are blue  

Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. 

                                                                  

Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too                            

Not in a cage but laughing at you…     

          

Twinkle Twinkle little star                                                

You should know what you are                                              

And once you know what you are                                            

Mental hospital is not so far.   

 

The rain makes all things beautiful.                                      

The grass and flowers too.                                                

If rain makes all things beautiful                                        

Why doesn’t it rain on you?   

 

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.                                  

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.                              

then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And….

 

I got a heart attack straight away…   

 

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.                                      

HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi                                        

HE saw me in dark, HE created light                                        

HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.   

 

Newton’s Law of Romantic & love……

 

Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer

from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money “

 

First law:

 

“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. “

 

Second law:

 

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. “

 

Third law:

 

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.